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The local talent police are out in force today. Rumors of a completely talentless actor loitering around a legitimate film shoot in Los Feliz turned out to have some truth to them when local talent investigators discovered the man sitting on the hood of a car trying to watch himself doing the make it look like you're making out with someone from behind trick in the reflection of the windshield.
When approached, local talent sources say, the man jumped up abruptly, muttering broken dialogue from Star Wars Episode One, and began a deranged and convoluted ballroom dancing exhibition, which left some in the local talent guard feeling slightly queasy.
They say the man fell off the back of a truck at the end of a local talent round-up some years ago, banged his head pretty good on the remove manhole cover, and never was quite the same since. While he is relatively harmless, he sometimes needs to be shooed away from the backstage door of local school plays and theatre productions. Probably a permanent fixture of local talent for now and quite some time into the future, many regard sightings as an omen of good things to come in your acting career.